There are a ton of cannabis-infused lubes out there and plenty of pot-riffic, aphrodisiac edibles. We ain’t talking about them. What we got before you is a pile of weird, wonderful, WTF products inspired by Mary Jane to include in your fornicating fun times. Since these are non-THC products, you can even discreetly buy them on the interwebs.
Ganja Vibes Mary Jane Vibrator Yes, darling, that ribbed pot leaf wants to vibe all up on your sensitive, sensual bits. Only takes two AA batteries and has multi-speed function.
Peter Piper Pecker PufferSuck a D and get high, at least if you use this durable, glass pipe that doubles as a dildo. Pot not included.
Cannadom Premium Cannabis Flavour CondomsWant an exotic, green phallus that tastes and smells like weed? Cannadom’s condoms, out of Amsterdam, will meet your lusty needs.
Schlong BongYes, Martha, it’s a bong shaped like a dong. If you wanna toke off a beige peen with rather large balls, this water pipe’s your dream.
Kushed CandlesThis classy candle company has earthy, energetic scents that have the relaxing aroma of weed without the psychoactive THC.