The dark humor of Dave Sipe’s roadside sculptures

We went on a mission to find possessed artwork
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A priest killer kachina from the legened of a Hopi who beheaded a priest in the midst of a revolt against the Catholic church.
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A priest killer kachina from the legened of a Hopi who beheaded a priest in the midst of a revolt against the Catholic church.
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Dave Sipe describes his humor as slightly irreverent and a little bit on the sarcastic side. He calls himself an anarchist, but in a good sense.
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Dave Sipe describes his humor as slightly irreverent and a little bit on the sarcastic side. He calls himself an anarchist, but in a good sense.
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William Tell’s first try.
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William Tell’s first try.
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The sign off Highway 160 for Sipe’s museum. “Most people around here are very conservative and sensitive. Some people are easily offended if they don’t have a taste for dark humor,” he said.
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The sign off Highway 160 for Sipe’s museum. “Most people around here are very conservative and sensitive. Some people are easily offended if they don’t have a taste for dark humor,” he said.
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A punny joke
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A punny joke
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We thought this looked a little like the Babadook. Sipe has never heard of that movie.
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We thought this looked a little like the Babadook. Sipe has never heard of that movie.
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Sipe said multiple people have been interested in purchasing this totem pole until they realize what’s really going on here.
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Sipe said multiple people have been interested in purchasing this totem pole until they realize what’s really going on here.
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Sipe said a lot of his work is inspired by Fractured Fairy Tales from the old “Rocky and Bullwinkle.”
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Sipe said a lot of his work is inspired by Fractured Fairy Tales from the old “Rocky and Bullwinkle.”
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Sipe often lets the wood form the piece like with this figure here. The little nipples really make it.
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Sipe often lets the wood form the piece like with this figure here. The little nipples really make it.
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This is a piece inspired by the famous Hieronymus Bosch triptych. Sipe said it is one of his favorite paintings. “I fucked it up a little bit. He’s kind of fondling her,” Sipe said.
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This is a piece inspired by the famous Hieronymus Bosch triptych. Sipe said it is one of his favorite paintings. “I fucked it up a little bit. He’s kind of fondling her,” Sipe said.
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This large piece depicts a natilve folk tale of a woman who steals naughty children.
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This large piece depicts a natilve folk tale of a woman who steals naughty children.

Walk into folk artist Dave Sipe’s art museum and you’ll find that wild, bulbous eyes and wide, crooked smiles surround you on all sides, as does the prominent smell of fresh-cut wood.

Sipe has been carving these oddball figures with a chainsaw for the past 35 years. His large property sits right off U.S. Highway 160 between Mesa Verde and Mancos. You can’t miss the massive grinning sculptures beckoning – or perhaps daring – you to come inside.

Sipe lets the wood dictate the forms of these lighthearted figures, which means they are not anatomically correct, but take on a life of their own. It gives the pieces that are too happy – too harmless – a Ren and Stimpy strangeness.

We were suspicious of these strange, roadside artworks, which were unlike anything we’d ever seen, and figured out of the hundreds of figures, at least one had to be possessed. Maybe the Dudley Do-Right was carved from some ancient, mystical oak and an evil soul is trapped in the prison of its bark. Maybe multiple owners of a Santa Grinch died mysteriously in freak accidents.

Unfortunately, the scariest story that Dave’s partner, Nancy Segel, could think of was when a woman in her late-20s purchased a little bear with a check that later bounced. Segel followed up with her multiple times, but the woman stiffed them. Five years later, they received the money in the mail from her parents to pay for the bear.

“I think the piece was possessed and made them feel like they had to pay up,” Segel said.

Maybe the bear would move from shelf to shelf in the middle of the night. Maybe anyone who made eye contact with the bear went blind. Maybe Nancy was just trying to help us with this story.

So, we didn’t find any murderous voodoo sculptures, likely because – despite our wariness of his wooden works of art – Sipe likes to keep things light.

“A certain amount of artist’s life is giving yourself art therapy, so I think you’re all around better off if you make happier work,” he said.

He does, however, imbue some of his pieces with dark humor. We went on a tour of his property to find the rascals of the bunch. Here are some of our favorites.

Text and photos by Jessie O’Brien

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A priest killer kachina from the legened of a Hopi who beheaded a priest in the midst of a revolt against the Catholic church.

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Dave Sipe describes his humor as slightly irreverent and a little bit on the sarcastic side. He calls himself an anarchist, but in a good sense.

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William Tell’s first try.

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The sign off Highway 160 for Sipe’s museum. “Most people around here are very conservative and sensitive. Some people are easily offended if they don’t have a taste for dark humor,” he said.

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A punny joke

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We thought this looked a little like the Babadook. Sipe has never heard of that movie.

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Sipe said multiple people have been interested in purchasing this totem pole until they realize what’s really going on here.

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Sipe said a lot of his work is inspired by Fractured Fairy Tales from the old “Rocky and Bullwinkle.”

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Sipe often lets the wood form the piece like with this figure here. The little nipples really make it.

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This is a piece inspired by the famous Hieronymus Bosch triptych. Sipe said it is one of his favorite paintings. “I fucked it up a little bit. He’s kind of fondling her,” Sipe said.

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This large piece depicts a natilve folk tale of a woman who steals naughty children.