Want to know the most absurd thing ever? Right now I am raising tadpoles ... in my house ... that I ordered off the freaking internet. Well, it’s just one tadpole, to be clear, but the order was apparently supposed to contain two. One did not make it through the trip (I have a theory on why and it involves a murderous tadpole...
Have you ever smoked a strain that calmed you enough to make your brain stop running on a hamster wheel? Yeah, I’m sure you have. Lots of strains will do that. But have you ever smoked a strain that not only calmed your brain but also kicked your productivity into high gear AT THE SAME TIME?
If the answer to my query...
Vapin’ on some sizuuuuurp, vape-vapin’ on some siz...
Excuse the horrible Three 6 Mafia ripoff, but that vaping version of “Sippin’ on Some Syrup” has been going through my head ever since I picked up some Boulder Built concentrate from Prohibition Herb for review.
That’s what we’re reviewing for Prohibition this...
Hey, you. You got a bunch of junk to do and no motivation to do it? Well, well, well. Do I have a fix for you. It’s called Flo Limone, and it is basically the equivalent of drinking 14 summer Red Bulls (the best flavor ever, which is why it’s sold out everywhere).
We’re reviewing Flo Limone this week for The Green...
So, last weekend I spent the majority of my time stoned, while camping, as it poured down rain. Oh, and there was some intermittent lightning and thunder thrown in for good measure. It was not how I envisioned spending my Saturday, but it wasn’t a total wash because I was reviewing Keef Cola for Prohibition Herb, and that...
So, over the weekend I had some killer plans in place (I was going to binge-watch Gravity Falls and wish for death), but rather than fulfill my awesome plans of watching Soos fall in love with (and then become terrified by) his virtual video game girlfriend, GIFfany, I swept a rug, deep-cleaned a bunch of junk, ordered a...
The other night I got so high that I thought someone on the (very classy) reality show I was watching called the woman he was dating his Beyonce. He did not, in fact, refer to his significant other as his Beyonce, as you may have gathered. He called her his fiance, which made a hell of a lot more sense once I figured it...
Attention, vape lovers. Have you heard of the Buddha’s Smile wild orange blossom cartridge for AiroPro? If the answer is no, you’re gonna need to remedy that — stat.
Before we talk about Buddha’s Smile cartridge, though, let’s talk about the AiroPro, the vape battery it fits into. If you’re unfamiliar with the AiroPro...
Have you ever gotten so high that you lose touch with reality? Like, you conjure up an entire fake conversation in your mind and then inexplicably answer your own nonsensical questions? Yeah, me too — and it was all thanks to Pipe Dream, a strain from The Green House in Durango.
It’s odd, though, that this strain was...
Want to know my new life motto? Sure you do. Here goes. “When life hands you lemons, chuck them out the window at some bears or something and smoke Melonade instead.”
Hate that? Yeah, me too, but the other option was, “I’ve got big balls,” which would have been an ode to the giant nugs of Melonade, the strain we’re...
I decided earlier this week that if I had to save just one city in Texas it would be Houston. Someone out there would save lame ass San Antonio, but not me. I would save Houston. It’s lowkey way cooler than Austin, which takes itself a little too seriously these days, and Dallas? Psh. Let’s not even go there. Why was I...
You know those strains that you don’t expect to kick you in your teeth? The kind that immediately transport you from a productive, semi-useful member of society to a happy but useless blob of slime? Yeah, welcome to my experience with Longs Peak Blue, the strain we’re reviewing for The Green House Durango this week.
I...
