This always happens. There’s always that one strain out of 20 that I review and it makes me feel like I can answer anything – like I’m the dude from “Limitless” before life comes crashing down and I realize I’m actually an idiot.
Well, friends, as you may have guessed, the most recent strain to make me feel like a...
My notes from my little foray with Ghost Jack, the strain we are reviewing this week for The Green House in Durango, are primarily just my deep, important thoughts on peanut butter cookie dough. (Read: it sucks.)
How did I end up writing on peanut cookie dough? Well, it was simple. I picked up a gram of Ghost Jack from...
Who doesn’t like cupcakes? That’s the question I asked myself when I found out we were reviewing Jade & Jane’s new Mini Mocha Cupcakes, which are basically bite-sized cupcakes that are the size of my fingernail but somehow chock full o’ THC – 10 milligrams, to be exact. It’s actually quite impressive if you like...
“Why does it reek of skunk in here?”
That’s a question I was asked VERY impolitely by family over the holidays, and I knew immediately what they were referring to when it was asked. It reeked like a skunk in my kitchen because of Jungle Cake, an indica-leaning strain of weed that I was photographing for this review....
This past weekend I mistook the sink faucet for my cat, and Cheese Train Haze, a freaking SATIVA, was to blame. There I was, smoking a bowl and chilling in front of some trash TV when I looked over and thought my cat was being a jerk on the counter. I tried to shoo her off from afar by yelling, but she did not move, and...
Like buttah.
That’s what I’d say if you asked me about the consistency of the Dabble Butter we’re reviewing for Prohibition Herb this week. This stuff is like buttah – it’s smooth, yellow, and melts so easily. I love it. And I think you’ll love it to, provided that you like concentrates, anyway.
The Dabble...
I’ve been told a couple of times that when you smoke Grape God you’ll have to wait a hot minute for the effects to kick in. Apparently my dumb friends all think this strain is a creeper. Well, I can tell you they’re liars and Grape God, an indica hybrid strain created by crossing God Bud and Grapefruit, is not a creeper. It...
Prohibition Herb keeps rolling out the new strains, and we get to keep trying them. No, this is not the worst job on Earth.
As you may have guessed by my very short intro, this week we are reviewing a new strain from Prohibition called Juice Man. If you aren’t familiar with this strain, please allow me school you. So,...
The inside of the box that holds Craft’s Lemon Train Pho Wax has a tab that says “Happy dabbing!” and it’s so freaking fitting. If you dab this wax, which we’re reviewing for The Green House this week, you don’t have a choice but to be happy, cause it’s freaking rad.
I’ve reviewed Lemon Train flower before and loved it,...
“I feel like I just got hit with a smoke truck right in the face.”
Those were not words I expected to be typing about a strain called Strawnana, which sounds so perky and inoffensive, yet here we are. In fact, that phrase is the first thing I saw when I opened my notes to write this review, which I needed cause — I’mma...
We get very, very high every time we review a strain grown by Durango Cannabis Company. It’s not on purpose, but something about those fools and the way they grow has us knocked to our knees as soon as we touch the bud. This week’s strain, Blumese, which was grown by DCC, was no exception.
If you aren’t familiar with...
I dropped my phone in the toilet this week. I’m not going to **totally** blame Castaway, the sativa hybrid strain we reviewed this week from Prohibition, but I do find it suspect that my phone went for a dive after I smoked something named after a person who hides on the boat on the high seas. On the upside, I’ve upgraded my...
