I dropped my phone in the toilet this week. I’m not going to **totally** blame Castaway, the sativa hybrid strain we reviewed this week from Prohibition, but I do find it suspect that my phone went for a dive after I smoked something named after a person who hides on the boat on the high seas. On the upside, I’ve upgraded my...
“Oh dear lord. You look so freaking high. I can’t even take you seriously. Please stop talking.”
Those were the words my pot reviewer buddy, Blaze Ridcully, said to me after I smoked a stealth bowl of Strawguava late one night. I hadn’t told Blaze I was going out to smoke, so there was no way it should have been that...
Have you ever smoked something that made you feel like Flat Stanley waving in the wind? Like you’re made of flimsy paper, and every move vibrates through your thin, paper-y body? Like you could be mailed in an envelope and propped up in front of the Eiffel Tower for a photo op, but you can’t straighten out because you’re...
“Should I order a bunch of Chinese food from Door Dash: Y or N” – this was the last text message I sent out after smoking a bowl of Blumese while on a trip to Denver last weekend. I don’t remember sending it out – I actually don’t remember much of anything, really – and it’s all due to this wicked, strong-as-bull strain from...
Real talk: If I had been in the Garden of Eden, you can almost bet your ass I would have taken a big ol’ bite of that forbidden fruit that Eve indulged in, even knowing that it would relegate all of mankind to a life of leaf underwear. I’m just that kind of idiot.
Considering my penchant for making biblically dumb...
What smells like a diesel train, tastes like flowers, and gives you an epic, wide-awake buzz from the concentration gods? Chemmy Jones, that’s what.
As you may have guessed, we’re reviewing the strain Chemmy Jones, which is a sativa-leaning hybrid created by crossing Chemdawg D and Casey Jones. We were told by our...
Before we launch into this Craft Panacea Live Resin vape cartridge review, we want to address the current controversy surrounding vape safety. As you likely know, there have been some reports of vape users getting sick and/or dying from using vape products. It’s important to note that in most, if not all of these cases, the...
MK Ultra: the name may sound familiar, and for good reason. Project MK Ultra was the name of a 1950s mind control experiment by the CIA, and it was basically focused around the use of LSD to alter the mind. That’s the short answer. The long answer is much longer, much more convoluted, and if you’re unfamiliar with it, you...
It’s time to get funky. Luther’s Funky Glue sugar wax funky, to be exact. That’s what we’re reviewing for our friends over at Prohibition Herb this week, and let me tell you, it’s a good one.
If you’re not familiar with Luther’s Funky Glue sugar wax, let’s have a quick weed lesson. So, this product is a hybrid...
I’m going to try to avoid making any Durango train jokes in this here review, as I know that between the lawsuits and the burn scar it is a sore spot, but just know it took a lot of self-control to do so. We are reviewing Diesel Choo Choo Shatter, after all, and the jokes about burning some of this concentrate just write...
This past weekend I smoked some weed and felt like I was a slightly crunchy spaghetti noodle. File that under “things that have never happened before,” please. Here’s what happened.
So, I picked up some Ice Cream Cake #5 from Rocky Mountain High on a Friday night and tossed it in the passenger seat for my four-minute...
If it was Rocky Mountain High’s intention to give us a product that would knock us into outer space on our first review, they succeeded. Big time.
This is the first time we’re writing a review for good ol’ Rocky Mountain High, and they were kind enough to send over some Lazercat Premium Live Rosin Lava, a concentrate...
