Hi there. If you’re my neighbors, I’d like to take this time to reassure you that the coughing and choking you heard from my home last weekend was not me spreading seeds of COVID-19 all over. It was me choking on a bowl of some of weed — well, a bowl of GMO from Prohibition Herb, to be exact. I know it sounded like I was...
It seems appropriate — or even strangely silly — that we’re reviewing a strain called Strawberry Cough in the midst of a pandemic that causes people to cough like a bunch of choking stoners, yet here we are. This is real life, folks. Buckle up, I guess.
Anyway, we are indeed reviewing a strain called Strawberry Cough...
I wasn’t super sure how to feel when the four-pack of Phyx Water appeared in the mail. I’m not super big on edibles — I generally try to avoid drooling on myself and talking nonsense, which is what happens when I take one — and that’s precisely what Phyx is. Or, so I thought anyway.
I learned very quickly that Phyx is...
You know a product is good when a ton of different people – some of whom rarely smoke; others who are regular imbibers; some who have shied away from cannabis because of panic attacks – all like it, even with their unique, individualized preferences.
That was the case with the LucidMood vape pens, which are disposable...
Hi there, fellow insomniacs. Do you suffer from sleep-related issues? Do you find yourself waking up time and time again with your brain spinning at a hundred miles an hour? Yeah, me too, and it effing blows.
But it doesn’t have to! It can blow much less with this handy little trick I’m about to tell you about. (But...
“You need to calm down.”
If you hear that phrase often — and NOT because you’re friends with someone who won’t stop singing Taylor Swift songs (if you do have friends like that, well, RIP to your sanity) — then you’re probably in need of some Blue Dream, a strain we’re reviewing this week for the Green House...
Well, you guys — I leveled up. This week I smoked some weed that caused me to write some of the most unintelligible notes I’ve ever seen. Stoner level complete, I guess.
I’m not kidding, by the way. These notes are an impressive mess of nonsense, but I clearly felt the need to jot them down as my mind delved into the...
Weed and sex go together like, well … they go together better than just about anything, and I refuse to make comparisons because there ain’t nothin’ like it. Stoned sex is the best sex. If you aren’t regularly smoking weed and bumpin’ uglies, well, my condolences for your wasted life. It’s time to get on that. Yes, I am...
Have you ever felt super human, like you could use your mind to toss giant wooden barrels at annoying 8-bit humans who are trying to steal the princess back that you rightfully stole? If your answer is no, then you obviously have not smoked any Dankey Kong, the indica hybrid strain we’re reviewing this week for The Green...
The other night I went on a prolonged rant about how credit scores are ridiculous and intriguing and frustrating and I am still a little embarrassed about it. I’m going to blame it on the Axilla I smoked, courtesy of The Green House in Durango.
I won’t replay the nerded out personal finance rant for you in this review,...
We need to discuss something serious, you guys: cartoons. Have you ever gotten stoned and watched “Over the Garden Wall,” that cartoon miniseries that ran on Cartoon Network in 2014? Yes, that is a very specific question, but I feel it’s important nonetheless.
Why do I feel it’s important, you ask? Well, because I got...
This always happens. There’s always that one strain out of 20 that I review and it makes me feel like I can answer anything – like I’m the dude from “Limitless” before life comes crashing down and I realize I’m actually an idiot.
Well, friends, as you may have guessed, the most recent strain to make me feel like a...
