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Strain Review: Ice Cream Cake from The Green House Durango

Indicas tend to go two ways for me. Either I’m a paranoid mess who can’t move and is convinced everyone knows I’m high, or I’m a sleepy mess who can’t move and knows everyone else knows I’m high but doesn’t care. I much prefer the latter and was thankful to come across a strain this week that didn’t lead me down the Boulevard...

Edible review: DOSD Edibles Nanobites

Have you ever gotten so stoned that the next morning all you’re doing is trying to follow a trail of (perhaps literal) breadcrumbs to figure out what bullshit you got up to the night before?

Well, friends, that was exactly my experience after popping a few DOSD Edibles Nanobites in the flavor of piña colada one fateful...

Edible review: Blue Kudu Fruit Juiced Gummies

The weekend before I went into all-out social isolation due to COVID-19, I was on the hunt. Not for scant toilet paper or pasta, mind you, but for some weed. See, while I’m already a bit of a complete and total hermit, the idea of zero human contact for weeks indefinitely sounded, shall we say, depressing, and I was hell bent...

Edibles review: Dutch Girl Caramel Waffles

If you’re a seasoned marijuana user, it can be a challenge to hit that sweet spot — you know, that solid melt-into-your-couch kind of high — without consuming, say, 98,438,573,845 mg of weed.

Recently, I had a few house guests over that also have that exact problem. They’re daily users of the green and at this point in...

Edible review: Blood Orange Stillwater Gummy Supplements

The tricky thing about eating edibles is that sometimes you forget that you’ve taken them, and all of a sudden you’re eating a bowl of fried rice and tofu and you can’t figure out why the room is spinning. Or why your face is melting. Or why it’s getting increasingly more difficult to use hand-eye coordination to feed...

Strain review: Mother Goddess

Sometimes I can’t decide whether or not I like CBD heavy strains.

On one hand, I love CBD. I find that when mixed with a low enough dose of THC, CBD does a lot to relax me and calm any anxiety I have. On the other hand, when I smoke something with a heavier dose of THC accompanied by an even still higher amount of CBD,...

Strain review: Electric Lemon G

“We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue. And then we’ll take it higher.”

That is the song that was playing in my head on a loop as I wrote this weed review. Why, you ask, was Eddy Grant’s classic “Electric Avenue” strumming through my head on this particular morning? Well, dear reader, that’s because this week’s strain...

Edible review: 1906 Midnight

I won’t lie to you, dear readers, it’s difficult to write 600 words about a product that made you fall asleep. Granted, this product – Midnight – was specifically made by Denver cannabis company 1906 to do just that. But alas, the process of falling asleep is not an exciting one – all though, in this instance it was a...

Weed review: Wana 510 Vape Cartridges

Ever felt mile-high meta enough to get into some yoga poses while simultaneously laughing so hard you face plant during an attempt to perform a high lunge? No? Well, you clearly haven’t used anything from Wana’s new line of flavored 510 vape cartridges.

This Boulder-based cannabis company hasn’t just made a name for...

Edibles: Porch-drinkin’ with Keef Life cannabis-infused beverages

Who says smoking or eating your weed is the best way to go about consuming it? This year, cannabis companies like Oh Hi and Ceria Brewing have challenged that idea by introducing their own THC-infused drinks – sparkling seltzer and beer, respectively.

Most recently, our friends at Keef, a cannabis company based in...

Edible review: Coda Signature Caramel & Corn white chocolate bar

I don’t purchase edibles very often, but when I do it’s usually for a special occasion. This week in particular called for a heavy-handed substance, as I would be spending the next few days with my siblings in the woods, slapping away mosquitoes and dreaming of a bathroom with a sink. Not exactly my forte.

To take the...

Edibles review: Caregivers for Life Artisan Cake Balls

I never want to be stoned again.

OK ... that’s not true ... but I might need a solid break because over the weekend I ingested some Caregivers For Life Artisan Cake Balls and I think I may have died, experienced the afterlife, and then came back. That’s the only theory that makes sense ... at the moment,...

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