Bad tattoo contest: Help us help you
Attention, dear readers: Are you so ashamed of your bad tattoo that you don’t want to leave your house? Do your friends give your shit for your bad ink?
Want to win a consultation and two FREE laser removal sessions from Durango Dermatology?
Or, perhaps you just want to cover it up with something cooler? Well, how about a FREE badass cover-up from Robert Smith at Black Mountain Tattoo in Cortez.
Not sure if you’ve gathered it yet, but we’re trying to fix your bad decisions for you and hooking you up with some badass deals.
If you want to win the laser sessions or cover-up, all you have to do is send us a photo, a short story about your crappy ink job, and tell us which prize you want to win in an email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
We’ll throw the best-worst stories and photos online each Thursday, our readers will vote, and the winners of the cover-up and laser sessions will be announced the week of January 17.
Don’t put this off. This is your chance to turn the tables on the past. Easy peasy...well, aside from the shame. That part we ain’t got no solution for. Guess you gotta live with it. /shrug