CONTEST ALERT: We want to help you get rid of your bad tattoo
Attention, readers with bad tattoos. Are you tired of staring at that hideous spider with the mutant legs and want to win a consultation and two FREE laser removal sessions from Durango Dermatology?
Or, perhaps you just want to cover it up with something cooler? Well, how about a FREE badass cover-up from Robert Smith at Black Mountain Tattoo in Cortez?
Not sure if you’ve gathered it yet, but we’re hooking you tf up and fixing your poor life decisions for you.
If you want to win the laser sessions or cover-up, all you have to do is send us a photo, a short story about your crappy ink job, and tell us which prize you want to win in an email to email@example.com.
We’ll throw the best-worst stories and photos online each Thursday, our readers will vote, and the winners of the cover-up and laser sessions will be announced the week of January 13.
Easy peasy...well, aside from the shame. That part we ain’t got no solution for. Guess you gotta live with it. /shrug