Is it just me or does anyone else miss going to movie theaters, spending a butt load of money on snacks (or sneaking them in, of course), as you fat-kid your way through that film? Well, I sure do, and thanks to NFuzed sour gummies I got a little taste of that this week.
During my last visit to the dispensary, I noticed they had stocked up on a brand I hadn’t had the opportunity to review yet, NFuzed. For those of you who are as new to Nfuzed as I am, the company is based out of Grover Beach, Cali. and Boulder, Colo. They sport interesting products like their cannabis-infused inhaler (sorry, Colorado peeps — they’re not available here).
This week though, I snagged a pack of their sour gummies variety pack and they call it a variety pack for a reason. NFuzed sour gummies come in strawberry, blueberry, green apple, peach, pineapple, watermelon, and grape flavors. The bag comes with 10 pieces and each morsel contains 10 mg apiece.
Side note: this company uses some killer art on their packaging. As soon as I laid eyes on it I thought I was looking straight into Willa Wonka’s factory or perhaps the inside of a snake oil salesman’s suspicious shelf of merchandise. It was what initially caught my eyes as I stood in the dispensary making my decision on which edible to get this week. You don’t see a whole lot of cannabis companies with packaging like that.
The first thing I did when I cut open the bag was take a whiff. I was hit with a fruity, sugary aroma that instantly took me back to holing up in a movie theater shoveling sour gummy candy into my mouth and putting my feet up on the chair in front of me (yeah, I know that makes me a bad person - but not if no one is sitting there!).
The first flavor I tried was blueberry. The gummy was chewy, mouth-watering, and effing delicious with just the slightest hint of sour. Reminded me of movie theater gummies. Sugary perfection I’m telling you - and all the flavors were like that, even grape which I tend to abhor as a flavor option. Let’s just say I’m drooling over them even now as I type this.
NFuzed sour gummies took me into body high-heaven with the most pleasant of head fuzziness. Everything was coated with a sense of euphoric optimism which is most unlike me. My headspace borders on putting friggin’ Squidward on his worst day to shame. What had started as a dreary day suddenly felt light and peaceful. There was a pleasant buzzing in my head that thrummed as I shoved Ben and Jerry’s into my mouth. On a weekday. No pants.
The munchies were strong with this one. I wasn’t even hungry. All I knew was there was a deep black hole inside me that only sugar and carbs could heal. I’m sure you’re familiar with this insatiable experience. If you’re not, dear reader, you are missing what it means to be a stoner. It’s like eating a BLT without the bacon. Makes no sense!
But I digress. These sour gummies were killer, close to literally. At one point I’m fairly certain my soul left my body. Cross my heart.
If you’re hoping for a killer high, you for sure can’t go wrong with NFuzed sour gummies I learned this week. Trust us, it could be the Willa Wonka cannabis factory experience you’ve been waiting for — except you won’t get sucked into a chocolate river.
Sir Blaze Ridcully