Summer is finally here, and it’s friggin’ hot, guys. Almost too hot to light up a joint out on your porch, one might say. Almost.
But for those of you who are struggling with the idea of flicking on a lighter when it feels like your face might melt off as soon as you step outside, thankfully, there are a lot of alternative options. Cue the parade of cold, cannabis-infused drinks you should be filling your fridge up with in case of emergency. A weed emergency.
In case you need a little guidance on what sort of beverage you should stock up on, here’s a few to consider.
Oh HiHard seltzer was the drink of 2019. Why can’t cannabis-infused seltzer be the drink of 2020?
These delicious drinks were created in a meeting of the minds between Durango Organics owners Jonny Radding and Aaron Miles, and Matt Vincent, one of the owners of Ska Brewing, these entrepreneurs released Oh Hi, a THC-infused sparkling seltzer, back in 2019.
The canned edibles, er, drinkables, are available in four flavors: ginger basil limeade, pomegranate, grapefruit, and lemon-lime. While pomegranate, grapefruit, and lemon-lime are dosed with 10 mg of THC each, ginger basil limeade contains 5 mg of THC and 5 mg of CBD.
Keef ColaOur resident pothead writer DGO Pufnstuf decided it would be a good idea to haul a bunch of Keef Cola cans out to the middle of nowhere to survive a rained-out camping trip.
While the camping part of the story sounded a little iffy, chugging Keef Colas sure wasn’t. It ended up being one of the best parts of the trip!
Camping or not, if you’re a soda hound, Keef Cola is the perfect way to quench that thirst so you get that sugar AND the high. Keef Cola comes in four different flavors – grape, root beer, original cola, and orange crush, all of which have 10 mg of THC in them.
CannaPunchDoes anything say summer like a glass of punch? No? Well, we have good news for you. CannaPunch has plenty of tasty flavors that go together perfectly with this heat so prepare to be stoned whilst getting some sun this summer.
CannaPunch offers its drinks in pineapple mango delight, blue raspberry sour, grand daddy grape, watermelon nectar, and black cherry fusion. Each comes infused with 100 mg of THC each, so drinker beware! This stuff is hella potent.
Keef LifeWeed is the summer life, and no one gets that better than Keef.
Keef Life, Keef’s brand of THC-infused H2O, comes in four flavors: blueberry-lemon (indica), sour cherry (THC:1/CBD:1), cranberry lime (sativa), and strawberry kiwi (hybrid). They’re non-carbonated fruity juices made of CO2-extracted cannabis oil, reverse osmosis water, agave, monk fruit, and other natural flavors to give you that refreshing effect.
Keef Life comes in a 12-fluid-ounce bottle with a cap that you can use to measure out 10 mg of THC, a nifty tool seeing as each bottle comes with 10 servings. The best part is when you use the lids to measure out your servings, you can pretend to take a shot.
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