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Is this alien drunk-flying their UFO?

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Red White And Disclosure/YouTube
Ar 190809728
Red White And Disclosure/YouTube

Is this alien drunk-flying their UFO?

Red White And Disclosure/YouTube

It turns out, for all our pious depictions of extraterrestrials in films, aliens might not be as angelic as we’d like to think.

Back in July, a mysterious-looking aircraft that resembled a UFO was allegedly spotted hovering over somewhere in Mexico, according to KFI AM 640. The video was uploaded to YouTube, by RED WHITE AND DISCLOSURE on Aug. 3 and, when the camera zooms in on the object, the disc-shaped craft appears to tilt precariously back and forth unsteadily.

Unfortunately, it appears the skies are not nearly as monitored by law enforcement as the earth is because, alas, there was no second UFO to pull up behind it with lights flashing. Also, how might an extraterrestrial perform a sobriety test? Do they have to be able to walk on the ceiling in a straight line? Do they have to blow into a breathalyzer using all their tentacles at once? What is the universal punishment for flying a spacecraft under the influence? Is it probation and sentenced to planet Earth in human form to serve as Donald Trump’s White House press secretary until their allotted time is up? We have so many questions.

Might this be a weather balloon? Our scientific UFO expertise says no. Also, a drunk alien is funnier than a drunk balloon.

Amanda Push