I don’t know about you guys, but I’m aging out of being able to bend over without pulling a muscle. Any time I drop something on the floor, I think twice before deciding whether or not to pick it up. Compounded by the fact that I also have terrible posture, let’s just say my lower back and various other muscles tend to feel like cement most of the time. All this to say, thank Zuul for Mary Jane’s Medicinals Super Strength Nano Salve.
I’m not alone in this opinion, either. This salve isn’t just all talk. High Times awarded Super Strength Nano Salve with second place in the topical category of the Cannabis Cup Colorado: People’s Choice 2020. (Shout out to Pagosa Therapeutics for winning first place in the sativa flower grouping with their Jabberwokie strain!)
What makes this topical such a winner? Mary Jane’s Medicinals uses a natural nano emulsifier in order to break down the THC and CBD into smaller particles. This results in the cannabinoids being absorbed more deeply into yo’ skin which makes the salve that much more effective.
This salve is a blend of ingredients like shea butter, beeswax, essential oils, cocoa butter, jojoba oil, and cannabis-infused grapeseed oil. With these products in mind, it probably won’t surprise you that Super Strength Nano Salve smells divine. It’s overwhelmingly a soothing citrus smell that I honestly can’t get enough of.
On top of all that goodness, Mary Jane also includes arnica in this concoction, a herb associated with healing properties. This means Super Strength Nano Salve is great for those of us with aches, pains, and skin ailments. A 3.3-ounce container of this topical contains a 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD, roughly 500 mg of each.
I, personally, am not a very active person. I am the epitome of a lazy stoner, and yet I still somehow manage to hurt myself and experience a whole lotta soreness: lower back, knees, finger joints. Most of this can be attributed to poor posture and my career choice of constantly smashing out paragraph after paragraph onto a Word document. As a result, I get sore.
I’m always looking for ways to ease my discomfort with oils, massages, stretching, etc. so I was psyched when I got my hands on Super Strength Nano Salve. Lately, it’s been my knees that have been bothering me (which is a mystery to me as I typically only use them to walk to my fridge).
One afternoon, after having a particularly irksome day with a lot of knee pain, I decided to put this salve to use. Mary Jane’s Medicinals suggests placing a dime-sized amount on the affected area, massaging it in, and scooping out more as needed. The smell alone is enough to make someone feel better, but thankfully, Super Strength Nano Salve is more than just nice smelling. The ointment got to work absorbing into the skin almost instantly and within a few minutes, my knee felt usable once more. The pain was gone - no longer did it ache to stretch and walk. To top it all off, my knee smelled delicious!
Suffice to say, Super Strength Nano Salve is now a big part of my routine when my old achy joints and muscles start acting up, and it should be a part of your routine, too. Trust us, it’ll make surviving these times a whole lot more tolerable and smell a lot better, too.
Sir Blaze Ridcully