As an avid, enthusiastic, and regular user of the marijuana plant, you could say I’ve built up quite a tolerance over time. It’s rare that I feel like a product truly tosses me out on my rear end and makes me feel like I just went into a Star Wars hyperdrive without ever leaving my couch.
Well, fellow stoners, I have news. Green Dot Labs got me. And they got me good. After testing out their Silver Label live resin vape cartridge, I don’t think I’ll ever come even close to being as stoned as I was that evening. In fact, I think I said as much multiple times to my friend who I was smoking with until they told me, they got it. I was high. I couldn’t help it though - my brain was enamored with how completely flattened I felt. Y’all. Green Dot Labs’ Silver Label live resin cartridges are an absolute hit.
But don’t just take it from me. Green Dot Labs describes their Silver Label line like this:
“Sourced using retired strains from our Black Label garden and with flower from top Colorado cultivators, the GDL Silver Label line highlights crowd-pleasing extracts. Silver Label products are processed using the same careful solvent-based extraction methods as our Black Label line.”
If you don’t know much about Green Dot Labs, here’s the lowdown — founded in 2014, this company is family-owned by Alana and Dave Malone and exclusively focuses on cannabis extracts. Green Dot Labs uses pure, uncut live resin extracted from their Boulder grow in their signature Black Label Live Resin cartridges.
But back to the vape.
The Silver Label line comes in various strains such as Time Traveler, Dolato, and GG 4. The strains come in 510 thread cartridges so they’re attachable to most vapes on the market. But we especially need to discuss the vape itself because it is a beaut. Bright yellow with a matte finish, I received many a compliment while smoking that thing. While the bright colors aren’t subtle, the smell is and you can easily slip it in and out of your pocket to use at a moment’s notice.
I, personally, recommend smoking Green Dot Labs’ Silver Label live resin vape cartridge if you’re planning for a night in because there is no damn way you’re gonna be productive after you start toking on this beast. Even the most avid of stoners may find themselves fused to the couch after enjoying an evening with this vape.
I, for one, could not follow a thing after taking only a handful of hits from this vape. I was swept off my feet immediately and refused to move from my favorite position on my couch for nothing. Well, except for a bag of chocolate chips I had stashed in my fridge. I was saving them for a rainy day, but the black hole of hunger that is the munchies worked too. Frankly, I’m surprised my old self didn’t pass out immediately after my first toke. That seems to be my modus operandi most of the time when inhaling a large amount of cannabis. I will say, however, I slept very soundly which was absolutely fantastic as another great part of being old is the uncanny ability to sleep much less than you used to yet still somehow always be tired.
If you have a vape at the ready, you’ll want to snag some of Green Dot Labs Silver Line live resin cartridges ASAP. You’ll never sleep so well in your life and you’ll never want to leave your couch again, which is just fine.
Sir Blaze Ridcully