Need a laugh? A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel as a belt buckle and parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, “Hey, what’s with the steering wheel?” Pirate says, “Yarr, it’s driving me nuts.”
Bad joke, right? Want good jokes? Hit up the Laugh Therapy open mic hosted by Allie Wolfe.
Details: Free, 18 and over, 8:01 p.m., Thursday, Feb. 15, Steaming Bean, 900 Main Ave., www.facebook.com/laughtherapydgo
Guitar culture up the wazoo Get your classy-ass, hella-talented guitar watching done at FLC this week. This year’s International Guitar Night features gypsy jazz legend Lulo Reinhardt, Canadian contemporary Calum Graham, Polish composer Marek Pasieczny, and the award-winning Michael Chapdelaine
Details: $26-$35, all ages, 7:30 p.m., Thursday, Feb. 15, FLC Community Concert Hall, 1000 Rim Dr., www.durangoconcerts.com
3D art show Sweet 11 Gallery will host a reception for Egg Drop Soup, a show created by a collective of 12 local artists over the course of five months. Sculptural and canvas works can be viewed with or without 3D glasses.
Note: Sweet 11 is located in the back right of the second floor. Just be on the lookout for creative hooligans and party tunes and you’ll find it right fine.
Details: Free, all ages, 5-9 p.m., Sweet 11 Gallery, 863 ½ Main Ave., www.facebook.com/events/339712786531720
New music in MancosJesse Ogle of J-Calvin’s Funk Express and the iAm MUSIC Institute pairs with Sarah Pumpian to form a new duo, Space Between Shadows.
Details: Free, 21 and over, 6 p.m., Friday, Feb. 16, Mancos Brewing Co., 484 East Frontage Rd., Mancos, www.facebook.com/mancosbrewery
Naked dudes on a Sunday nightBA-BOOM and BADONKADONK. These sound effects represent the hip grinding and booty bopping you’ll witness if you hit up the Girls’ Night Out strip show at the ACT. Get ready to glee-shriek at six-packs.
Details: $20 general admission, $28 doors, $35 VIP with premium seating, autograph, and meet and greet, 21 and over, 7 p.m., Sunday, Feb. 18, Animas City Theatre, 128 E. College Drive, www.animascitytheatre.com
Uke crooning jam The Durango Uke Circle is in a mood for love. Their Monday meet-up will jam out on old-time crooner songs. All levels of ukulele are welcome. A link to the songbook that’ll be used is available on their Facebook event page.
Details: Free, all ages, 6 p.m., Monday, Feb. 19, Four Leaves Winery, 528 Main Ave., www.facebook.com/rockymountainukefest
Reggae at the ACT Jamaican-born singer Etna will bring her contemporary reggae style to the ACT. The good vibes open with Jesse Royal.
Details: $18, $20 at doors, 18 and over, 8:45 p.m., Wednesday, Feb. 21, Animas City Theatre, 128 E. College Drive, www.animascitytheatre.com
