“I like all this equality stuff, chicks hold the door open for me now, pay for my dates and defend me from attackers!”
“Poor life decisions: watching the movie “Chocolat” without any chocolate in the house.”
“Every time Bernie Sanders talks I’m afraid he’s going to just collapse and die he’s such a fragile little Jewish man.”
“I feel like my RA knows about my porn searches.”
“Yeah everyone has the right to vote, but damn unless you use your brain you probably shouldn’t be allowed to.”
“Smoking weed is immoral for animals.”
