Hella haunted weed histories

by DGO Staff

In the world of cannabis, strains come with backstories more mysterious than a Scooby-Doo episode. There’s the enigmatic tale of “Phantom OG,” a strain we say is rumored to be cultivated by a long-lost order of stoner monks who roamed the Himalayas in search of the ultimate high. Legend has it that they discovered this strain in the haunted caves of the Tibetan Plateau, where the spirits of ancient tokers still roam, passing the pipe from beyond the grave.

But that’s just the beginning, dear readers. There’s also the chilling history of “Ghosts of Green Crack,” a strain our stoner friends have said was cultivated on an abandoned plantation in the heart of the deep South. Locals swear they’ve heard spectral laughter and seen ghostly figures puffing away on joints that seem to burn for eternity.

And what about “Zombie Kush”? It’s a strain so potent that some believe it was cultivated in the very graveyard where it’s said to reanimate the dead, turning them into lumbering, munchie-seeking zombies. Who knew the undead had such excellent taste in cannabis?

As we light up our lanterns and embark on this journey into the eerie and mysterious, we’ll uncover the fascinating, often hilarious, origins of some of your favorite strains. So, grab your favorite bud, roll it up, and prepare to be spooked, stoned, and thoroughly entertained by the haunt-ed histories of cannabis. Just remember, the only thing scarier than a ghost is running out of your favorite strain – so keep those jars stocked and your lighters handy. It’s going to be a wild ride.

The Tale of Durban Poison: The witch doctor’s brew
Our journey into the haunted histories of cannabis strains begins with Durban Poison. This sativa legend hails from the bustling city of Durban in South Africa. As the story goes, this strain was initially used by local witch doctors for spiritual rituals and divination. It was believed that Durban Poison’s intense cerebral effects allowed the witch doctors to commune with the spirits and gain insights into the future. So, the next time you find yourself in a haze of Durban Poison, remember that you’re partaking in a tradition that dates back centuries and was once a bridge between the living and the supernatural.

OG Kush: The phantom strain
OG Kush, one of the most iconic strains in the cannabis world, boasts a haunted history worthy of its name. Legend has it that this strain first surfaced in the early ‘90s when a group of California growers stumbled upon a bag of mysterious seeds at a Grateful Dead concert. These seeds allegedly came from a batch of weed cultivated by a grower who met an untimely demise, leaving his crop abandoned. Some believe that the spirit of the original grower lingers within every OG Kush plant, which explains the strain’s uncanny ability to relax even the most restless souls.

Girl Scout Cookies: Sweet tooth, sinister origins
Girl Scout Cookies may taste sweet, but its origins are anything but saccharine. This hybrid strain is said to have sprung from the secretive cannabis breeding circles of California’s Bay Area. According to urban legends, GSC’s parent strains were so coveted that they became the subject of intense rivalry among growers. The story goes that disputes over the strains led to clandestine meetings in dark alleyways and even late-night cookie heists at local bake sales. If you ever find yourself sinking into the euphoric embrace of Girl Scout Cookies, remember that behind
the sweetness lies a tale of intrigue and underground cannabis culture.

Chernobyl: A toke of nuclear proportions
Chernobyl, a sativa-dominant hybrid, derives its spine-chilling name from the infamous Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986. The strain’s creator, TGA Subcool Seeds, wanted to pay homage to the catastrophe by naming a strain that would lift spirits, much like the cannabis plant itself. While smoking Chernobyl won’t give you radiation powers (thankfully), its citrusy flavor and uplifting effects are said to whisk you away from the gloom and doom of nuclear meltdowns, if only for a little while.

Ghost Train Haze: The haunting express
Ghost Train Haze, a Sativa-dominant strain known for its potent effects, gets its name from a legendary haunted railway that runs through the mountains of Colorado. Locals speak of a mysterious train that appears out of thin air on the tracks, its whistle echoing eerily through the night. According to the stories, those who dare to board the Ghost Train are taken on a mind-bending journey through time and space. While smoking Ghost Train Haze might not transport you to another dimension, its strong cerebral effects are sure to take your mind on a thrilling, ghostly ride.

Death Star: A galactic menace
If you thought cannabis was limited to Earth, think again! Death Star, an Indica-dominant strain, is rumored to have extra-terrestrial origins. According to cannabis lore, a group of intergalactic botanists crash-landed on Earth, leaving behind a stash of mysterious seeds that eventually grew into the Death Star strain. While the truth of this story may be as elusive as a UFO sighting, there’s no denying that Death Star’s relaxing and sedative effects are out of this world.

Purple Urkle: The grapevine of whispers
Purple Urkle, a beloved indica strain, has a history shrouded in secrecy and whispers. Legend has it that this strain was cultivated by a recluse known only as “Urkle” in the rugged mountains of Northern California. Urkle was said to be a master grower who communicated with the plants through whispered incantations and rituals. It’s believed that his dedication and connection with the cannabis plant imbued Purple Urkle with its distinctive grape-like aroma and deeply relaxing effects. Some even claim that Urkle’s spirit continues to watch over the strain, ensuring its legacy lives on.

Alien OG: Close encounters of the Ccnnabis kind
Alien OG, a hybrid strain, earned its extraterrestrial moniker due to its otherworldly appearance and effects. The strain’s bright green buds, covered in glistening trichomes, seem like something straight out of a sci-fi movie. Rumor has it that Alien OG’s genetics were discovered in a crop circle, suggesting that it might be a gift from beings beyond our world. While the true origin story remains a mystery, one thing’s for sure: smoking Alien OG is like taking a trip to the stars without leaving your couch.


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