Patty Templeton knows that a tiny rat dog won’t complete her life but that doesn’t stop her from pining for a frowny, quiet mutt that will dance with her to the album “Hatchetations,” by Carrie Nation and the Speakeasy. You can be a pal to ye olde Templeton at www.instagram.com/pattytempleton or http://pattytempleton.tumblr.com. Sometimes she’s even on Twitter but barely. So f that address.
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