“How to spot a freshman: just look for people taking pictures of the campus deer.”
“Was sitting and eating a cup of noodles. Had a bad grip and dropped them. Right on my junk no s#*t WTF y.”
“Jesus take the wheel….. Carlos take the stereo. Jose keep watch.”
“I’m self-aware enough to know I’m the worst but still like I should at least have other terrible people as friends. Ugh.”
“FLC lets get lit this weekend someone throw a rager with big speakers and good music even if it lasts 10 minutes lol.”
“I hate when you meet a pretty girl but you have to suffer through the pain of holding your farts in.”
