I was with a group of friends, and we were at a Bernie Sanders rally taking place in a cathedral. He had a pet praying mantis that kept attacking people. But it was cool, because it wasn’t that dangerous – mainly just irritating.
— Concerned Sanders Supporter
The cathedral setting indicates religion; I’m guessing you are a lapsed Catholic, or at the very least, you are experiencing intense spiritual guilt. You might be at a Bernie Sanders rally, but you probably secretly prefer Trump/Cruz/any other GOP candidate because you suspect that church and state should not be separated. Even the bug attacking you is a “praying” mantis – ring any church bells? Female praying mantises sometimes practice sexual cannibalism, aka they eat their mates post-coitus. Occasionally, they don’t even wait, and decapitate the male during the act itself. You might need therapy.
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