Where’s the beef? Well, if by beef you mean SPAM, you’re in luck, because come Saturday morning, you’ll get 30 minutes to put your meat-sculpting skills to the test – ’80s style.
Snowdown’s SPAM Carving contest, hosted by Fort Lewis College, will be held from 11 a.m. to 12:15 p.m. Saturday at the Durango Welcome Center, 802 Main Ave. Feel free to bring your own stuff to jazz up your canned-meat creation, although you should probably leave your crimper at home because crimping your meat sounds totally grody.
The cost to enter is free and you have to register 15 minutes before the event.
Prizes for your meaty masterpieces will be awarded to first, second and third place for adults (18 and older), teens (13 to 17), child (0 to 12) and team – because sometimes tackling meat takes more than one person.
For more information, call 247-7207.