Hey, laydeeeeez (and gentlemen, of course). Guess who’s comin’ to Sky Ute Casino? That’s right. It’s the tanned-and-oiled Aussie hunks of man-meat from the Thunder From Down Under, a group of male dancers best known for being the scantily-clad, thrusting, bachelorette-thrilling entertainment at Excalibur in Las Vegas.
But because we are being inexplicably blessed with this unforgettable gift, you don’t have to travel several hours to Sin City to be sweat on by these Adonis’ in training. All you have to do is travel over to Ignacio and grab a seat at Sky Ute. Ogling has never been easier.
Oh, and just as a bonus: the tickets to this hunk-show are pretty darn affordable. We’re talking starting-at-$19 affordable. So, if you’ve ever had the desire to check out a boatload of chiseled Australian dancers, or if you just want to leave the casino smelling like Axe and self-tanner, you should probably schedule this one on your Google calendar. Don’t want to forget about it, now do you?
Thunder From Down Under will be performing on March 23 at Sky Ute Casino, 14324 CO-172, Ignacio. Doors open at 6 p.m. and the show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets start at $19; must be 18 or older to attend. For more information, visit skyutecasino.com/events/thunder-from-down-under/2019-03-23/ or call 888-842-4180.Angelica Leicht