If your love life is shattered like your iPhone screen, perhaps you should consider this week’s single, a man who might be able to repair both your heart and your device. He’s a tech-disdaining techie with a knack for fixing things, and if you’re clumsy like us, with a perpetually smashed phone screen, his handiness might come in handy. If you’re interested, send us an email from behind that broken screen at [email protected] and tell us about yourself. Or, shoot us an email to be featured as a single. Either way, reach out and touch us via the interwebs. We’re here for you.
Age: I am 21 years old.
Occupation: I am a full-time student and full-time business owner, with no personal life. I run Tech-Nichol, which is full-time device repair.
Sign: I’m on the cusp of Aries and Taurus. It’s great because it is supposed to be sexual aggression and sexual detention, so it is polar opposites bouncing back and forth consistently.
What’s your poison?Scotch. Scotch with a cigar. I’m an old man on the inside. I went straight for the burning taste. There’s something nice about drinking scotch. It keeps you warm.
What’s your favorite phone?A Nokia flip phone for one purpose, and one purpose only. You could flip it open, type in the numbers and press call, instead of waking up your phone, unlocking your phone, typing in your unlock password, then going to the phone app, then typing in the phone number, and then pressing call.
Even though you’re a tech guy? Do you like technology?No. I don’t. I really wish we were still in a tribalistic era where we had to go and hunt our things, and there was a pack mentality associated with it. But I definitely love technology in the sense that because of it, I can be self-employed and do what I do. I live on a 36-acre farm with goats, geese, and chickens. I’ve got about 60 animals that live on the property with me and four family members.
Why are you single?If you knew the answer to that question, I’d probably give you my business. That’s the joke. The answer is, I’m just really particular. I just don’t really like easy things. I don’t like the instant gratification or reward. I like the process of trial. I definitely don’t go out a lot. I don’t try hard enough. But I’m off after 6 p.m. every day.
What does a typical weekend look like for you?A typical weekend for me is spacing myself out from the routine, probably going hiking or climbing. I like hammocking, slacklining, longboarding, and being active.
What qualities do you look for in a lady?Great question. You know, it’s the funniest thing: If the apocalypse were upon us, they would have to be able to survive. So really, I look for a fit personality. Not wanting to sit around and watch Netflix all day. I don’t want to do that. She doesn’t need to laugh at all my jokes. Honestly, I’d appreciate it more if she told me when my jokes were stupid rather than silly. Also, an edge. She’s got to have a little sharpness to her. How am I supposed to describe it? I think chemistry will make its way.
What’s different about you that people maybe don’t know about you?I am a natural leader when I get the opportunity. The only problem is being an introvert, you don’t really find the right times to talk to people or voice your opinion. But I have the common interest of others as high as my own personal interests, and that’s something I feel people don’t see in me because I freeze up or stutter when I talk, or I get really nervous. I also play five different instruments and sing.