You know a product is good when a ton of different people – some of whom rarely smoke; others who are regular imbibers; some who have shied away from cannabis because of panic attacks – all like it, even with their unique, individualized preferences.
That was the case with the LucidMood vape pens, which are disposable...
Hi there, fellow insomniacs. Do you suffer from sleep-related issues? Do you find yourself waking up time and time again with your brain spinning at a hundred miles an hour? Yeah, me too, and it effing blows.
But it doesn’t have to! It can blow much less with this handy little trick I’m about to tell you about. (But...
“You need to calm down.”
If you hear that phrase often — and NOT because you’re friends with someone who won’t stop singing Taylor Swift songs (if you do have friends like that, well, RIP to your sanity) — then you’re probably in need of some Blue Dream, a strain we’re reviewing this week for the Green House...
It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the year – for potheads and weed fanatics, anyway. (Don’t worry. We’re right there with you. We love the sticky icky, too.)
If you’re wondering what we’re singing about, we’ll put you out of your misery and just tell you: It’s almost time for Cannabis Crawl 2020! That’s right; the...
Well, you guys — I leveled up. This week I smoked some weed that caused me to write some of the most unintelligible notes I’ve ever seen. Stoner level complete, I guess.
I’m not kidding, by the way. These notes are an impressive mess of nonsense, but I clearly felt the need to jot them down as my mind delved into the...
Here at DGO, we’re rather fond of both beer and weed. And now, the two recreational intoxicants are working together to save the Earth, something else to which we’ve grown rather attached.
Late last month, Colorado Gov. Jared Polis unveiled two pilot programs designed to reduce emissions that contribute to climate...
Weed and sex go together like, well … they go together better than just about anything, and I refuse to make comparisons because there ain’t nothin’ like it. Stoned sex is the best sex. If you aren’t regularly smoking weed and bumpin’ uglies, well, my condolences for your wasted life. It’s time to get on that. Yes, I am...
Have you ever felt super human, like you could use your mind to toss giant wooden barrels at annoying 8-bit humans who are trying to steal the princess back that you rightfully stole? If your answer is no, then you obviously have not smoked any Dankey Kong, the indica hybrid strain we’re reviewing this week for The Green...
The other night I went on a prolonged rant about how credit scores are ridiculous and intriguing and frustrating and I am still a little embarrassed about it. I’m going to blame it on the Axilla I smoked, courtesy of The Green House in Durango.
I won’t replay the nerded out personal finance rant for you in this review,...
We need to discuss something serious, you guys: cartoons. Have you ever gotten stoned and watched “Over the Garden Wall,” that cartoon miniseries that ran on Cartoon Network in 2014? Yes, that is a very specific question, but I feel it’s important nonetheless.
Why do I feel it’s important, you ask? Well, because I got...
You and a coworker hit the water cooler at the same time on a random Monday.
“Hey,” the coworker says, “I found this cool new hazy IPA at the liquor store. You have to try it.”
You reply, “Rad, bruh. I’ve got some stuff for you as well. I was blazing some dank-ass chronic last night and got totally...
This always happens. There’s always that one strain out of 20 that I review and it makes me feel like I can answer anything – like I’m the dude from “Limitless” before life comes crashing down and I realize I’m actually an idiot.
Well, friends, as you may have guessed, the most recent strain to make me feel like a...
