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Strain review: Cosmic Railway from The Green House Durango

When it comes to smoking weed, my body responds in one of two ways: either my head is cleared of the spiderwebs and I’m a productivity machine or I am a zombie, arms raised as I try to navigate my way to the couch with armloads of brains ... err ... chips.

Rarely do I come across a strain that does both simultaneously,...

Edible review: Wana Tarts

I am rarely, rarely enthused about reviewing an edible. It’s not that I’m not grateful for the badass job I get to do — who gets to review weed and edibles and concentrates for a living? — but I have had a sordid history with those things. I can never get the freaking equation right. Either I eat one and there are no effects,...

Strain review: Orange Apricot Pie from The Green House Durango

I have some advice for you. This doesn’t happen often, so pay attention. It is important.

My advice, based on my review of Orange Apricot Pie from The Green House in Durango, is this: Don’t underestimate the power of the strain based on the size of the buds. Apparently it is not the girth of the weed, but the motion of...

Find your best weed strain based on your boozy drink of choice

Are you the type of boozehound who enjoys the social butterfly bump you get from a smooth cocktail or hoppy IPA at a social event? Or perhaps you’re the type of drinker who savors a sleepy buzz from a glass of wine or bourbon on the rocks before bed.

No matter your style, chances are, the effects you welcome from a well...

Strain review: Dadirri Sunrocks from Prohibition Herb

I am so behind on all of the new cannabis products that are hitting shelves. Not only has 2020 been the equivalent of licking a dirty foot, but it’s also making me feel like I’m completely out of the loop on everything — cannabis included. I didn’t even realize I was that far behind until I got an email from Prohibition Herb...

Edible review: Northern Standard Telluride tiramisu

Y’all. The quarantine 15 is real and edibles like Northern Standard Telluride tiramisu aren’t helping. In fact, judging by how much COVID-19 is rising, soon enough it’ll be the quarantine 115.

In any case, you’re not here to listen to me bemoan the inhumane amount of munchies I’ve been shoving down my pie hole. You’re...

Strain review: Aloha Limone from The Green House Durango

There was a point in time when 22.2% THC would have seemed insane to me. That time was probably high school, when weed had like 5% THC in it and it came from some shady source out behind the gym (and by that I mean my friend Baldo, who also once hit the snack machine on campus so hard that he shattered the glass). These days,...

Concentrate review: Funky Gorilla Wax from Prohibition Herb

If Prohibition keeps giving me wax to try out, I’m going to need to beg them to also give me an interpreter who can dig through my notes and make sense of them. Those are my feelings as I write up this review for Funky Gorilla Wax, anyway. I may feel better once this is over, but for now, I am on the struggle bus to make...

Edible review: Muncheez juicy fruit gummies

Listen dear readers: there’s getting high and then there’s getting so high you put your vape pen in your toothbrush holder. Well, maybe I should be (but, I’m not) ashamed to admit that Muncheez juicy fruit gummies got me there this week.

Have I sold you on it yet? Let’s get into it a little deeper.

Muncheez, a new...

Judging by marijuana sales alone, the year 2020 was a stressful one

We don’t mean to beat a dead horse, but 2020 has been a stressful year. If you don’t believe us, all you have to do is take a look at Colorado’s marijuana sales which increased exponentially over 2019 and during the week of the 2020 presidential election.

According to the state Department of Revenue, in September,...

Strain review: Gushers from The Green House Durango

Ahh, Gushers. The gooey fruit snacks of childhood now in weed form — our friends at The Green House truly know how to hit the spot. Unlike the fruit snack, though, Gushers knows how to give us the best night of sleep we could have asked for.

In case you don’t know why we’re so excited for this strain, let me fill you in...

The state of weed: Where does cannabis stand in the wake of the 2020 election?

In October, Governor Polis jokingly discouraged Texas from legalizing marijuana because “...it would reduce tourism to Colorado, so make sure to consider Colorado first in any Texas decisions.”

While the snarky remark was in jest, Polis wasn’t just blowing smoke. Reports vary slightly, but in addition to employing over...

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