Some of our favorite lines from the show:
“I have an app that if my pulse stops, erases my browser history.”
“How do you get a nun pregnant?” “You [bleep] her.”
“April 1st is the one day a year people actually critically evaluate their news.”
“That act made me harder than trying to use a credit card at a meter in this town.”
“Hillary Clinton even has a restaurant named after her in Silverton – The Shady Lady.”
“Ben Carson might win the whole thing – because once you go black, you never go back.” “But in 2016, orange is the new black!” [said in reference to Donald Trump]
Anya Jaremko-Greenwold
