The holidays are coming, and you know what that means: It’s time to be thankful for legal weed.
No, seriously. We’re lucky to be living in legal markets when other states (ahem, Texas, ahem) are still doing their best to outlaw the plant in any form or fashion. Freakin’ nerds. The holidays don’t just mean being thankful for cannabis, though. Nope. They also mean it’s time to shop, shop, shop til we literally freaking drop from a combination of exhaustion and sad, broke-boi emotions.
While you may be looking forward to the Black Friday deals that are headed your way, you may not want to just focus on finding the perfect pair of slippers for your mom this year. Your stoner cousins, uncles, aunts, or siblings also need their holiday love too, and what better way to show it than to find the perfect stoner gift this year?
There’s just one problem, though: There are so many goddang options to choose from that it can be hard to narrow them down.
We know all too well. But you don’t have to get overwhelmed by the sheer variety of stoner items to choose from. If you’re looking for the greatest stoner gift for your loved one, you may want to consider one of the newfangled (or old school) stoner gifts below. They’re the very best things that we all love and treasure, and your blazed-face cousin who always bogarts the pies at holidays will thank you.
The 2 Strain Apothecarry Case Price: $189
Everyone needs a handy way to carry their stoner gear, and the Apothecarry Case is one of the best options for doing so.
Now, it’s not the cheapest option for a carry case, mind you. You’ll pay a pretty penny for it. But it’s a great gift for someone you love who has everything but a fancy way to carry their weed. So, it’s a fit for basically any cannabis connoisseur. Here’s why.
This case is a strong, durable, odor resistant, and beautiful case made of Alderwood that’s built for total functionality, organization, and safety. And it comes packed with a ton of features, including:
– 2 strain system glass jar with black wood lids and customizable re-writable labels for tobacco or herb.
– 4 humidity control packets. – Elastic straps for holding pre-filled oil canisters upright
– A removable tray for breaking and rolling
– A high quality zinc alloy grinder with catcher
– A pocket for tools and papers
– 9 inch x 6.5 inch x 6.5 inch outer dimensions
And, that’s not all. What’s even cooler is that each of these cases is individually crafted and stained one at a time so that every single one of them is unique.
Laundry Day Glass Ashtray Price: $55
A smoker needs a proper place to ash, and what better place to do so than this amazingly awesome and functional ashtray?
Laundry Day makes some of the best smoking accessories — and that includes this sweet little ashtray, which is a work of glass-blown art that can double as a decorative household item. In fact, all of Laundry Day’s smoking accessories have the same vibe, whether it’s a glass pipe or a bong or something in between.
This work of art is a great option for your classy little stoner friends, the ones who love to brag about their knowledge of all things Basquiat or philosophy or other things you truly don’t understand. You know which ones we’re talking about.
A Kush Candle from Boy Things Price: $32 to $76
Does your buddy’s house reek of danky nugs and ash? That’s badass, but it’s also not the most appealing scent to have lingering when mom visits. But, you can take care of that issue for them (and stay totally on theme) with a Kush Candle from Boy Things.
This candle, which is made from a blend of coconut wax and beeswax, is a great gift for the ganja lovers in your life. It’s green and floral, with notes of cannabis, tulip, and brushed suede — the perfect combo for covering up that weed scent without wiping it totally from the air.
And, it’s not just a badass candle. The jar it comes in makes a great stash spot for bud long after the wax has burned away.
The Vegan Stoner Cookbook: 100 Easy Vegan Recipes to Munch Price: $13.17
Have a devout plant-based stoner on your shopping list? There are so many jokes we want to make about that, but we’ll spare you. What we’ll do instead is suggest that you pick up this awesome cookbook for them this holiday season.
This cookbook is a baller gift for your vegan stoner friends because it’s a collection of vegan recipes that are so freaking simple to make that even the most blazed-face among us could prepare them. It comes to us straight from the great minds at the The Vegan Stoner food blog — and it focuses on fun, cheap, and easy recipes that make it easy to stay committed to the cause, even when the Cheetos in the pantry make you want to stray.
Want to know what the recipes are like? OK, you got it. This cookbook includes options for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and muchies, including Mean Green
Smoothies, Aspara-Guy Sushi, Bahnwiches, Animal Cookies, and Churro Chips, whatever the heck those are.
Latitude Lighter by Tsubota Pearl Price: $40
Remember those old clear phones — the ones all the cool kids were rocking in the ’90s? Well, if you have a nostalgia- loving stoner friend, this Latitude
Lighter may tickle their fancy because it’s basically a new school lighter version of that old phone.
We aren’t kidding. Just look at it! All it takes is a glance to see that this lighter is so much cooler than your old Zippo.
Gone are the days of the boring metal casing. This lighter one-ups those old fuddy duddys with a clear ribbed polycarbonate shell that plays the best game of peek-a-boo with the copper-hued metal casing within. You really can’t beat the design.
This lighter is perfect for nearly any stoner, but that friend who buys into all the trends and is currently neck-deep in high-waisted jeans? Well, they’re the perfect recipient for this little beaut.
Gold Leaf Resin Herb Grinder Price: $16
For the fancy stoner that has everything — and we do mean everything — allow us to present this gold leaf resin herb grinder. This handmade grinder is made of pure resin that’s layered with gold flakes, and it’s basically like a gift from the weed gods — or maybe 2 Chainz.
It’s garish, glittery, and awesome, and best of all, it grinds your weed, so your gift buddy can be both fancy and stoned to the max. But while this grinder
looks like it hopped off of an episode of “Most Expensivest,” it won’t break the bank. You’ll shell out less than $20 for this bad boy, making it a great stocking stuffer or small gift for any bourgeois stoner on your list.
Galactic Rolling Papers from House of Puff Price: $18
Want to get a little intergalactic with your holiday homies? Well then snag them some of these shiny Galactic Rolling Papers, fool!
These rolling papers are the coolest looking hemp rolling papers on the planet, and they’re great for any stoner who loves a little swag in their lives. And, the tips are thin and slow-burning, which makes for a most satisfying puff — plus these fancy smoking accessories also double as oil blotting sheets for yo’ face.
In other words, they’re epic. Pro tip? They’d make a great stocking stuffer alongside that sweet gold leaf resin grinder, and you’d only have to shell out less than $40 total for both. What a freaking steal.
GRAV Coffee Mug Bubbler from GRAV Labs Price: $89.99
You know that friend who’s always trying to convince you to wake and bake? They NEED this GRAV Labs Coffee Mug, which is actually a handy little bubbler disguised as a morning cup o’ joe.
Look closely and you’ll see that the perc and smoke pathway are built into the mug’s handle — which is a handy dandy little trick, if you ask us.
There’s also an ample bubbler chamber that is fit for even the heaviest of morning smokers, and this bubbler feels so pleasant in your hands that your wake and bake buddy won’t want to put it down.
It’s just one part of the new GRAV sip series — but it’s one of the BEST parts of that series. So if you don’t mind shelling out a whopping $90 for this bad boy, it would make an awesome gift for your lovely stoner bud.